Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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