She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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