Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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