Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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