I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I AM VODKA MAN
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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