i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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