I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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