I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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