Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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