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Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So squirting runs in the family.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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