go do what you do best...puke behind churches
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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