it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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