She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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