I am puke
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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