We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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