Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it's like heaven, but drunker
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Boobs speak an international language.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Randomize
