I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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