Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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