Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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