Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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