Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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