I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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