dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just pee around me
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think pants incapable of making pants work
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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