A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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