Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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