everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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