I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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