so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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