Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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