At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
how does that bad decision feel?
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