doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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