Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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