your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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