I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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