Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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