HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Come on in and take your pants off
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