All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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