Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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