I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Of course I have a pirate flag
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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