Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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