You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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