it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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