He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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