I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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