Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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