TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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