I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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