Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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