Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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