it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Semen is not good for contacts.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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