mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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