I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it was like eating out sand paper
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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