words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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