I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
