We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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