my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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