were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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