My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize