I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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